PROFESSIONAL OPENER
HELLO, HUMANS! THIS IS THE SITE OF POWER, THE BLOOD DEVIL! I KNOW, I KNOW, WHAT AN HONOUR TO BE IN MY PRESENCE! YOU CAN THANK THE HUMAN WHO FORCED ME INTO EIR HEAD FOR THAT. THOUGH MY ABILITIES MAY BE DIMINISHED IN THIS BODY, I AM NO LESS A STRONG AND THREATENING DEVIL! YOU CAN BE SURE OF THAT! DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME!
DUNNO HOW OFTEN I'LL ACTUALLY UPDATE THIS PLACE, BUT I WATCHED INDRID MAKE A SITE AND WANTED TO DO IT TOO. AFTER ALL, I CAN'T START MY RULE WITHOUT FIRST GAINING NEW SUBJECTS!
SHIT I'M INTO!
SPECIAL EFFECTS THAT MAKE YOU LOOK REAL FUCKED UP IS SUPER COOL! I NEVER GOT TO TRY IT BACK HOME, BUT I'VE BEEN PROMISED THAT I'LL BE ABLE TO EXPERIMENT WITH IT ONCE WE GET A JOB!
MOVIES ARE REALLY GOOD TOO! SLASHERS ARE A FAVORITE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GET SUPER BLOODY! APPARENTLY I'D REALLY LIKE SAW, BUT INDRID DOESN'T WANT TO SIT AND WATCH THEM WITH ME. SOMETHING ABOUT "TOO MANY TO MARATHON RIGHT NOW." =>:(
MURDER MYSTERIES ARE FUN, I LIKE WATCHING THEM WHEN WE'RE CRAFTING STUFF. WATCHING PEOPLE TURN ON EACH OTHER FOR STUPID REASONS IS ENTERTAINING.